Thursday, January 31, 2013

Poorest Job Performance In America

If you workout and take powdered supplements especially protein you already know the answer...Hands down the winner is the guy who counts the number of servings in supplement tubs... "29 well I'm just gonna throw in 78 just to be sure since this shit is overpriced anyways."
As a consumer I appreciate the shittyness that you perform your job with though! Keep up the terrible work and keep sticking it to your bosses!

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Once Upon A Time In Mexico...

I've been a blogger for a few years and had some success with getting readers and all that fun stuff. I always wondered how and why to an extent,but never really asked anyone why in the Hell they followed so closely. Now you have to realize it was to a very small extent, because those aren't the types of things I worry about... Weirdly enough I am more like "Jack's Complete Lack of Giving a Shit." Anyways on with the story on a recent hunting trip to Mexico I was completely surprised when a guy recognized me from my old blog... He read it because it actually had human qualities and wasn't your typical stick up the ass, know-it-all, my way is the best way, hide behind a suit, prim and proper writing style... (F.Y.I. statements like this piss off a translator).

This lead to me thinking I should blog again, but on my terms this time. 1. I won't limit myself to only one topic 2. I won't kill off any imaginary girlfriends for publicity (although if Manti Te'o used it to get sympathy sex instead of a Heisman he's much less of a douche bag and a borderline genius!) 3. Nothings off limits 4. I like interaction so comment and share 5. Quite simply fuck Bigger Pockets (now write a list of the top 20 blogs that say you ain't about shit and leave me off that one too!)